...or has Bill Clinton migrated from pretty good president to merely whiney and annoying?

Dear President Clinton,





Jesus, Bill. Your wife isn't going to be the Democratic nominee for president. Get over it!





Please stop traveling around America k'vetshing that the election was unfair. Compared to what, Bush - Gore? You can tell your supporters that Hillary was treated differently because she's a woman but, if she weren't a woman (and your wife) she would still be a partner at the Rose law Firm. Every time you opens your mouth it's embarrassing and a little sad.



And while we're at it, she isn't going to be the nominee for vice president either. Can you imagine the newly minted President Obama trying to deal with you chewing on his ear? "When I was President, we did it this way". Jeez! Obama can't even make you a judge. You've been disbarred. And exactly how long would it be before you got caught waving Little Willie at some intern or a member of a White House tour group?



Sorry Hil, your husband makes Jimmy Carter's family look like the Coolidges.



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New question for the women of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints:



Dearie, who is doing your hair, Zohan?



It's bad enough that you have to appear in public in those "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers" costumes but at least ditch the "gold rush" do. Retro is fine but do you really have to return to a time before mousse?



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If you check the dictionary under "insidious" there will almost certainly be a photo of your 43rd President. The current administration has politicized government the way commercialism has invaded NASCAR.



The latest bit of cynical manipulation involves the White House censoring and distorting the scientific information emanating from the climate change division at NASA. It seems that administration appointees in the public affairs office of NASA felt the need to clean up the "inaccuracy and factual insufficiency" produced by one of America's best scientific sources on climate change. The hubris required to encourage a PR flak to rewrite scientific reports to conform to White House dogma boggles the mind. George W. Bush wouldn't understand global warming if his cowboy hat spontaneously combusted. The President should stick to subjects that he understands. As soon as we think of one we'll call him.